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  • indigo10
    10-25 02:32 PM
    how do you get a copy of the approved i-140 if the employer is not willing to give it?

    There is no straight way to get a copy of I140 approval notice. For all practical purposes the I140 reciept number will be sufficient(eg: To retain your priority date in case you file GC with another employer).


    However, You can file a request using FOIA. Check the following threads.

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum2-retrogression-priority-dates-and-visa-bulletins/1469-foia-to-get-copy-i-140-approval-notice.html

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum105-immigrant-visa/1603609-foia-for-i-140-approval-notice.html





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  • anilsal
    12-19 10:29 AM
    Are we going to continue calling Sen.Cornyn's office such that he will be motivated to get SKIL bill cleared at the beginning of next year?

    If we are persistent, maybe he will want to get the bill cleared successfully.





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  • BharatPremi
    10-10 09:29 AM
    [QUOTE=ronhira;2013124]tarikh pe tarikh.... tarikh pe tarikh.... kaab taak????? QUOTE]


    :D Perfectly relavent dialogue. Sunny Deol might not have a clue that he is representing the anger and frustration of EB3-India lot but ofcourse completely in a wrong court in a wrong country.:D





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  • rkumar18
    07-09 10:22 AM
    Stay as far away from Aequor as you can. They once offered me a 35K job in NJ. Thats a lot of money in NJ I have no place to store that kind of wealth!

    How do we report this stuff to DOL? Is there any email ID?



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  • krithi
    02-18 05:05 PM
    I recently returned from India, had a valid H1B visa, but the immigration officer insisted on using AP, my attorney suggests i need to change back on to H1B, any thoughts on this?

    Thanks,
    Krithi





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  • roseball
    10-26 04:01 PM
    DREAM act just got shot in the heart but it's still alive. On September 22, 2010, Richard Durbin introduced the bill once again along with Richard Lugar.
    I don't know what you mean by starting the GC process, you mean file I485?

    As far as I know, your only options to get GC are:

    -- DREAM ACT (which is not something you can control)
    -- Marry a US Citizen (which obviously is something you can consider)

    In the meantime, whatever you do, do not go out of the country.



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  • RNGC
    02-05 04:41 PM
    My H1 extension expires on March 08, Have EAD, Work for the same employer who sponsered my GC.

    Does my employer has to apply for my H1 extension ? Should I use EAD to work with my same employer (what paper work I have to do ?).

    Hypothical question, If I use EAD to work, lets say there is a delay in getting my EAD renewed even though I apply 120 days in advance, should I stop working and start working only after I get my new EAD ??

    Some may find these as irrelvant thoughts/questions, but we are in this limbo state and it is better to know.

    Thanks.





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  • grupak
    03-25 11:34 AM
    Income must be passive type meaning it should not exceed the income which iam getting on my present H1job or anything else which iam missing.

    Not sure the precise definition of passive exists. I would take it to be not involved in any business decisions or day-to-day running of the business. Just putting in the money and letting the CEO and the rest make all the decisions as in buying stock is passive. I may be wrong.



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  • boreal
    09-07 10:14 AM
    Dont Advertise on the board and we are not doing call center jobs here to learn american accent.
    ...Yeah and dont be embarassed to be who you are...Talk normally, dont put on an accent just because you want to feel 'Americanized'...There are lotsa other good things about being an American, than just putting on an accent..





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  • upuaut
    08-16 06:58 AM
    I wouldn't export it from photoshop at all.
    Are you sure the tutorial called for you to export from photoshop? Can you provide a link to the tut?

    I would:
    Save for web as a png or a jpg, depending upon which looks better. Then choose "import" in Flash to import the object. I'm not 100% sure, but I think that you can directly import photoshop files into Flash as well. This could be useful if you have a many layered photoshop file which contains things like imported illustrator elements and such. I believe that the import keeps all the layers in place, as grouped object.



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  • shana04
    07-31 03:17 AM
    Dear Friends, Gurus,

    I have applied for EAD for the second time for my self and my wife (received the receipts only - renewal)

    No FP till now. Opened two SR, it is of no use.

    Called twice, first time IO was not that help full. Second time atleast he wanted to do some help.

    No other go, so called my attorney for help. He has put a letter along with all the receipts explaining that no FP for my client. He has also send the same documentation and advised me to take an infopass, which I took. And it is in Dallas TX (early morning 8 AM)

    So, please suggest if you have experience with infopass in Dallas TX

    1. When to be there
    2. What documentation to carry
    3. How about parking
    4. Any questions (so that I can compile and ask)

    Any suggestions, help is highly appreciated.

    Thanking in advance.

    Shana





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  • reachinus
    07-14 12:14 PM
    Receipt Number: lin0720551219

    Application Type: I485, APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Case received and pending.

    On July 11, 2007, we received this I485 APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS, and mailed you a notice describing how we will process your case. Please follow any instructions on this notice. We will notify you by mail when we make a decision or if we need something from you. If you move while this case is pending, call customer service. We process cases in the order we receive them. You can use our processing dates to estimate when yours will be done. This case is at our NEBRASKA SERVICE CENTER location. Follow the link below to check processing dates. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register.



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  • gconmymind
    09-12 06:00 PM
    Hi,
    I am applying for AP Renewal for myself and my wife. Can someone please send me the information on the following.

    1. AP is expiring on September 20th. Can I file even after the expiry of the AP?
    2. I am in AL.So, I need to be sending the application to Texas Service Center. But I am confused on where to send the documents? I will be sending by FedEx or UPS?
    3. When I prepare the documents, do I enter Part 9, Signature of person preparing the form, if other than the application?
    4. Last year our attorney filed the application and I have a copy of that application. I see "Notice of Entry of Appearance as Attorney or Representative" form. I am sure I dont have to file that now but do I need to do anything so that I get the receipt/approval notices instead of going to the Attorney Office?

    Thank you.

    I found paper filing easier than e-file. Even with e-filing, you still need to mail your pictures.

    1. You can file AP even after the first one expires. But I filed for renewal 3 months before expiry.
    2. AP form has the TSC address. I used USPS.
    3. If you are the applicant, what is the need to sign Part 9? It is self-explanatory.
    4. There is no Notice of Appearance form if you are representing yourself and doing a self-filing.





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  • WAIT_FOR_EVER_GC
    08-05 01:42 PM
    when we do not know what is in the bill why are we assuming he will be calling for
    adjustment of status to Legal Immigrants.

    Grow up.................
    If the title of this thread is what is in the bill then there are so many hurdles before it will even be voted on.

    So relax and smile like pappu :) :)



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  • nagio
    01-08 07:40 AM
    Did you try the counter passport collection option?

    https://www.vfs-usa.co.in/ApplnForms/CourierSystem.aspx





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  • swamy
    11-21 05:32 PM
    But I have a lot to be thankful for. Thanks to IV, he has his EAD and can have one less thing to worry about in his new job search.

    Sorry to hear that - I think it's a turn for the better! Last time I parted company it wasn't on the best of terms and quite bitter for many reasons but a few years hence it was the best that has happened to me yet



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  • ursosweet
    02-06 09:35 AM
    I have been following this ongoing decision closely. I feel that going on EAD offers no disadvantage when compared with h1b extension (once 140 is approved and 6 months have passed).

    just like h1b you can stay on top to get it renewed every year. Unless one is a bachelor and plans to get the spouse on h4, chamging to EAD doesn't cause any harm. I know a lot of friends who have been on EAD for several years now and have not had a single problem. Th only risk is that if the 485 is rejected, then you have no shelter. But that chance is soooooooo little and i think the 485 rejection only occurs if one is considered to have broken a law, commited a felony or has been in any legal problems.

    I am on h1 andhave 2 years and am planning to go on EAD- atleast i can save those 2 years and if some thing happens with my 485, i think i can get h1 sponsored. I don't think so its a one way street (h1 to EAD).

    good luck.





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  • msandhu
    01-08 05:12 PM
    I have traveled twice on same AP since in last 9 months. Once to canada and the other time to India. The immigration office does not look at anything other than your AP and passport. The most they will ask is what do u do and who applied for your green card.
    You do not need to worry about anything and can travel freely.
    Cheers
    MSandhu





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  • iv4yarli
    12-18 12:31 PM
    Looks like the EB2 dates for india have retrogressed by two years. I am applying for green card and would like to know if I shouls go with EB2 or EB3.

    Thanks for your help...





    maheshf
    02-20 01:23 PM
    I do have copy of approved I-140 from company A and asked for the old priority dates on Old I-140 when applied for new I-140. Not sure if it matters





    bbenhill
    10-12 06:20 PM
    Hi, I have another question regarding I-94. My last I-94 is from H1B approval, the previous I-94 was from airport (and expired as well, issued : 2006).

    Today, I got answer from my attorney office that I will need to surrender my previous I94 (from airport not from H1B approval).

    I found this confusing, here are the questions :
    1. what happened if I surrender airport I-94 ? will USCIS assume I am out ouf status for a couple of years ?
    2. which one that I need to surrender ? is it from airport or H1B approval ?

    Please advice ... I am really confuse with this immigration things ..

    Regards,



    You need to always hand over your I94; whether it is expired or not. When you re-enter into this country you will be issued I94 based on either your h1b or AP or what ever visa you might have that is effective at the time ...



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